"Do You Hear What I Hear?"

Said the end user to the help desk,
Do you see what I see?
In the data center, help desk,
Do you see what I see?
A database, stumbling through the night
With response time that's really a blight
With response time that's really a blight

Said the help desk to the developer,
Do you hear what I hear?
Ringing through the sky, developer,
Do you hear what I hear?
Angry users, in varying degrees
With a voice as big as the sea
With a voice as big as the sea

Said the developer to the DBA,
Do you know what I know?
Pray for peace, DBA,
Do you know what I know?
Our users want to throw us to the dogs
Let us start the app tuning slog
Let us start the app tuning slog

Said the DBA to the CIO,
Listen to what I say
In your palace warm, CIO!
Listen to what I say
Cary Millsap, with his tuning might
Can repair this performance fright
Can repair this performance fright

Said the CIO to Cary Millsap,
I'm not sure what to say
Get us some relief, Cary!
I'm not sure what to say
Our users, gave us the shoulder cold
Let us turn performance to gold
Let us turn performance to gold

Said Cary Millsap to the people everywhere,
Method R can fix this
With properly scoped trace files
Method R can fix this
The database, will blaze through ev'ry night
It will bring you goodness and light
It will bring you goodness and light